I wrote your name in the sand but a wave came and washed it away.
I wrote your name in the sky but the wind came and blew it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and there it will always stay!

The sky was dark ( Read more... )

Ok as promised here are the tips on the care and maintenance of your pet geek. Most geek do their own maintenance I have just enclosed the amount of time it should take them.

1 Follow the Geek Diet (see my other post)
2 No more than 4 hours of sleep (after that they start to feel groggy)
3 At MOST a geek should be showered for 15 minutes every other ( Read more... )

I have solved the world wide question of what to feed to your pet geek and you must keep them on this strict diet for maximum productivity.

1 Hot Pockets (any flavor)
2 Corn Nuts (Chili Picante is preferred)
3 Twix (so they can get their sugar boost)
4 Dr. Pepper (so they don't get dehydrated)
5 Just a tip most geeks preform better with a little ( Read more... )