OK so this sux, like no one is coming to my party and they all blew me off except autmn dan ashly and mike so screw everyone else

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omg i am soo bored sorry about all this crap this is the last one for the night i think.


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Seven Wise Men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and a chisel,

he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet ,

he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

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Penis breath, a lover's dread ( Read more... )

Hello peeps whats up!!!! Today is my b-day im so excited finall 19 only 2 more years till i can legally drink hooray!!!!! Im having a b-day party on fri. so if u wanna come let me know!!!!