Crack!fic - Bye, Bye, Birdie - LOST (PG)

[tinkerbell99]

Title: Bye, Bye, Birdie
Summary: Five times the bird from Par Avion should have died. My attempt at crackfic with Charlie, Hurley, Locke, Kate, Sayid, Alex, Jack, Claire... most of the cast, actually... and one very doomed bird.

Notes: I'm thanking (blaming?) gottalovev for this. Many of the ideas used here are hers, and I would never have written this

Comments

[uhzoomzip]

He certainly cried more often than any other man she had ever met. Then again, she didn't really know Jack.

ha! love it. the whole thing was quite amusing, very nice job. :-)

[tinkerbell99]

Aww, thanks!

[jenthegypsy]

Oh, Tink, this is a real gem! Hilarious, and trust me, I know funny when I read it. ;) All of the interactions were a scream, and the way you portrayed the characters was just exactly right for each one.

You know, when I saw the bird take flight, then they cut to the jungle and gun happy Locke, Sayid and Kate, I figured that winged wonder was toast - it is so funny to see you have it shot by both Rousseau and Sally Slingshot! The other ways of its demise were inspired - 'specially with Vincent making a doggie snack out of it! Poor bird!

Interestingly enough, I have a fic in progress in which Des makes the gull/girl reference. Got to love an accent that muddles those two words like that! Thanks for the laughs!

[tinkerbell99]

Thaks! I'm glad you liked it!

I thought the same thing when they cut to the jungle. I was just waiting for the thing to fly by...an opportunity missed if you ask me!

Thanks for reading :-)