i just had to call 911 for someone. that was interesting. i hate the box office at jorgensen, i like being an usher so much better

this weekend was pretty cool for me

favorite quotes from this weekend:

"FUCK coporate america!!" and

"wanna buy a duck?"
"a what??"
"a duck."
"... well how much does it cost?"
"bout 3.50."
"does it quack?
"of course it quacks, its a duck!"

i happily smell of coffee

lets go surfin now, everybody's learnin how, come on a safari with meeeeeeeee

"when a woman loses her heart... her body is not far behind."

i don't know how i feel about this; whether i think it's true or not
maybe yes maybe no...
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EHHH screw it!!!!! i just go blow the shit out of some aliens on halo and worry about my heart later

i got chips from the vending machine downstairs. i put a $5 in and it spit back out four saquajewah dollars ( however the hell you spell her name) it shocked me at first... then i was like: "well yeah, what would the thing do?!?! give me bills????" ehh i thought it was funny

spring weekend at uconn is awesome... i bet you all wish you were here... the cops play beer pong!!!!!!

i milked a cow today and wore stilettos, though not at the same time (i wish)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh gawd... never again

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