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How to make a Enigma
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

5 parts ambition

5 parts creativity
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

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Teh stupid....

"If that makes her happy, then once she's up here I'm going to sex her up till she's so happy, rainbows are coming out of her ears..."

"I had sex with a hat." "Were you alone?" "What do you think, I had a big ole' hat orgy?"

At least I'm home ( Read more... )

Okay. So my bestest best friend told me this. It's fucking hilarious.

First, go to www.google.com.
Type in the word "failure"
Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
Check under the link to see if you get what I got.

Absolute Failure...

There's also the link my other friend sent me. It's so scary yet...strangely funny.

Turkey time...Thank you, and ( Read more... )

Take my love.  Take my land.
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free.
You can't take the sky from me.

Take me out to the black.
Tell 'em I ain't comin' back.
Burn the land And boil the sea.
You can't take the sky from me.

Have no place I can be since I found Serenity.
But you can't take the sky from me

My friend gave me high powered cough syrup.
Daaaaaamn....wtf?!?!
I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be legal...my room is spinning and the lights are dancing around.
It's all soooo pretty.
I've been seeing music skipping around my head and big purple teddy bears playing jump rope...
Waaaah.

On my tombstone, I want ...
I'm seriously thinking about getting a box, painting it, and dressing up as the Mac startup icon.
I dream in code.
I refer to "birth" as "spawning"...

Oh, there's about a million and one other reasons out there.

Finally figured out what my costume MIGHT be...
Hehe...now, to assemble everything.

Still tired, still sick, still in pain ( Read more... )

Just wanted to take the time out to say....

Thank you, internet radio.
Thank you.