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tinybabyturtle

My near death experience

Jun 06, 2006 10:14

It only seems appropriate that, on the day of satan (6-6-06), to write about the near death experience I had this week. When one lays in bed on their side, it is normal to rest their hand on their upper thigh. However, I felt something different this time. A lump. Hummmmmmm, what is that? So I get up and go to the bathroom to look in the mirror. It ( Read more... )

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harmonic_motion June 6 2006, 17:43:45 UTC

It's a good thing you didn't DIE!

Ya know, funny coincidence-- I clicked on the link "mom's room", and it's some laundry in New Mexico. On LOUISIANA AVENUE!

Or maybe it wasn't a coincidence at all...

carenkaro June 6 2006, 20:20:27 UTC

dang it, you're on to me!

crappyappychick June 6 2006, 21:59:32 UTC

I a little afraid for your sanity...

spastiksparky June 6 2006, 23:13:45 UTC

gyaaaaaaah!!!! NOT COCKROACHES!!!!! O______O those things are so fucking creepy... >.< they skitter!!! *skitter skitter skitter*

is your mark going away?

Time to get serious~!!!! anonymous June 7 2006, 10:12:50 UTC

Put on your bright red cape, over the bright yellow shirt with the big *RT* on the chest, quick! (*RT* for 'Roach Terminator') Grab some seriously lethal stuff and spray the entire house! Those things probably came in with your moving boxes. They won't go away, they'll only breed and multiply. Pour a cup of bleach down your drains in case the little German ones are breeding in there, and GET A CAT! Cat's don't allow anything smaller than them, move about in a house.

(And I want a picture of you in your shirt and cape!) Then go see a really good therapist. You OBviously have issues, youn'un'!

'Have no fear,
Gramveerit's here!'