Sasha Frere-Jones is out of touch.

I'm considering getting some ink on the inside of my forearms for my upcoming birthday. Most likely a no go in the end, though maybe under a couple more months of consideration.

Compose a three minute video explaining why you want to be a guest programmer on the Turner Classic Movie channel and have the chance to win a night guest-hosting with Robert Osborne, showing four films of your choice.

I say Congratulations to John Zorn, great mutli-instrumentist and music/sound/noise maker of our time, who now, over the age of 50, has received a $500,000 MacArthur Fellowship grant. I am sure he will put it toward some interesting uses.

My sister's wedding was supre boring, I touched my foot to my head during the ceramony. 6/6/06 brought about a guitar army that wasn't quite an army, but fun none the less. Saw some new Ralph Lauren ads in a magazine where I guess the models are suppose to be artists; they're wearing blazers and dress shirts with paint covered pants and a hand full ( Read more... )

If there was one truly great book written in a year, it would be cause for celebration.

"[...without a God, life would be meaningless and miserable. People would only be able to create obstacles and overcome them in an attempt to escape boredom. These token-victories would ultimately become meaningless, since people would eventually die. This was good enough reason not to choose to become an atheist...]" - Pascal

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Being Winner of best dish(shish-kebobs) and best outfit at a potluck is a lot easier than it could ever seem ( Read more... )

If you throw yourself into a wall hard enough you're bound to put a hole in it.
I told someone I'd make them color copies and haven't forgotten; My glasses broke.


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