THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING

[tinybars]

Prompt. Write. Stalk. Pimp.
HAVE AT IT.

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→ Is lilmatchgirl007's fault.
→ Is pretty damn awesome, I believe.

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[bumped]

MOTORCYCLES. AKAME. MOTORCYCLES. SPORTY ONES. LIKE THIS OR THIS. MAYBE THEY CAN RACE EACH OTHER AND AT THE FINISH LINE HAVE HOT SEX.

hint hint tretton BUT ALSO ANYONE ELSE WHO WISHES TO CONTRIBUTE

now that i read this again it's really retarded (1)

[orange_smaug]

Notes: Everything I know about Japanese biker gangs I got from manga, anime, and jdramas, everything I didn't I pulled out of my ass >_

[orange_smaug]

Which is how Kame ends up straddling Jin's motorcycle at two in the morning wearing pants that are much too tight ("Too tight for underwear," Jin chirps), and a long-sleeved silk shirt that is probably a few sizes too small and definitely too thin to be worn outside, especially since he's been forbidden from putting a jacket over it

[orange_smaug]

"Yo, my homies!" Jin shouts, making a gesture Kame desperately hopes isn't rude. "I got some bling-bling you ain't you shizzles! I'm gonna take your bitches and fuck 'em--" Kame digs his nails in to Jin's thigh, "--um, nevermind--and your rides and trash 'em dawg!" The entire gang is staring at them by this point, and Kame can only bury his face in Jin's back and pray as Jin finally registers the atmosphere. "...fo' bizzle

last part

[orange_smaug]

Kame's not an experienced motorcyclist but he knows what's at stake if he loses. There's no way in hell he's letting that happen, and revulsion is a great motivator. There are a few sticky moments (Jin shrieking at the blistering speed, clinging to Kame for dear life and moaning, "We're going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie...") but Kame forces his body and mind to their limits, hones his concentration to a razor edge and discovers it's exhilarating, even with Jin trying to squeeze him to death.

He wins, of course. And manages to look fantastic while doing so

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[gingifere]

I think I love you. ♥♥.

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[orange_smaug]

Thanks ♥.

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[matchynishi]

SHRIEKS

OH GOD I AM DYING OF GLEEFUL LAUGHTER AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT

SKLJFLSDKJFDSFJK KAME *WOULD* WIN OF COURSE HE'D WIN AND LOOKING GOOD WHILE DOING SO AND JIN'S GANGSTA LANGUAGE 'FO' BIZZLE' SLAKJFLSKDJFSDLJF OH GOD OH GOD HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME

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[orange_smaug]

Koki is very ashamed of him XD.

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[lonelybusiness]

THIS IS MADE OF WIN AND AWESOME AND MY CHEEKS ARE KIND OF IN PAIN FROM ALL THE GRINNING OF MY FUCKING GOD. *_*

<333333333333333333

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[orange_smaug]

Eeeee, thanks :)!

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[bumped]

Kame shoves him off the bike.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also oh my god thank you

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[orange_smaug]

Heh, glad you liked it even if the only thing I kept from your prompt was the motorcycles >_>.

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[xshinystars]

I have a huge smile on my face. THIS IS SO FUNNY. XDDDDD ♥

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[orange_smaug]

Yay, thanks :D.

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[naruchu]

a;sldkad Everyone wants Kame. ♥ oh, the glorification of his bodily charms.

LUCKIEST FANDOM IN THE WORLD.

Thank you for writing +_+