for the most part, i absolutely adore being the recipient of drunk texts. occasionally, however, a few get sent my way that completely catch me off guard.

for example:

"Are you fucking pissed at me for god-knows-what? I'm sorry that I work my ass off for good grades and rent money and get real busy. Whatever. I fucking give up!"

which was ( Read more... )

finally went to john's incredible pizza after being tormented by robert of promises of cheesy games and rides, black light miniature golf, and peanut butter pizza for the past few weeks ( Read more... )

nothing's turned out right.

kept bumping into this obnoxious kid who went around tapping random girls while slurring "sup beba can i fade that taint ( Read more... )

so robert aka criss cross (for now) and i went to see talladega nights.

no one in the theatre was laughing besides us.
i found that to be quite strange since everyone else in there looked like an extra from dynasty and they should have been fond of nascar driving right ( Read more... )

been really really sensitive lately.
for daysso so so weird ( Read more... )

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person ( Read more... )

pollito and foghorn leghorn in a basket ( Read more... )