Blue Skies, High Tides, and Dead Skincells

[tinyoddjob]

So....it's Saturday afternoon, and I am in the Bahamas on Paradise Island, mingling with people who are much richer and better looking than myself. I have to admit, I really do not understand why people pay thousands of dollars to vacation here

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[linztheprincess]

i miss you!!

and sunburns suck so mucha ss it's not even funny.

try to have fun :)

[mikesmith85]

!! you used suntan lotion as sunblock!? those burns must KILL!

but hey, at least you're in pain in the Bahamas :-P

hope the rest of your trip goes well! talk to you later

[self_censored]

can i peel the golden, crispy, baked skin off your body and eat it like i would off a roasted chicken? thanks.