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[tinyvampiregod]

To the Watcher I played with the other day, sincerest apologies for mistaking you for a pedophile.

Shan't happen again.

Comments

[witchinbloom]

Alucard.

[tinyvampiregod]

You scold for an apology?

[witchinbloom]

Your definition of apology is the same as mine for taunt, I guess. Maybe it's a generational thing?

[tinyvampiregod]

Very possible.

[awillowywitch]

Watcher?

[tinyvampiregod]

That is what I said.

[awillowywitch]

You don't mean Giles?

[tinyvampiregod]

No~o

[steeldame]

...

Well, I suppose... you tried.

[tinyvampiregod]

Of course. I'm a tame vampire.

[steeldame]

Often times, I wonder about that.

[tinyvampiregod]

Aha~ how interesting.

[livedtwolives]

Really?

[tinyvampiregod]

Hm?

[livedtwolives]

You're a creepy possibly centuries old thing running around in a kidsuit, and Wes is the suspected pedo? Weak.

And how old are you, anyway? Ten bucks says you would have been the one robbing the cradle in that really disturbing scenario that I'm trying to never have to picture, ever.

[tinyvampiregod]

....it's a ploy. Master allows me to hunt naughty humans. Pedophiles would attempt to play badly with this form and thus I could eat them.

And I'm quite old.

[dark_butler]

Watcher?

[tinyvampiregod]

That's what others have called him.

Sounds pervy.

[dark_butler]

What does that even mean?

[tinyvampiregod]

That he watches things, obviously.