[Sleeping Alucard curled up in blood smeared sheets on the bed. Aww. Isn't he cute?]

[Static and the a dark picture forms of a small androgynous vampire, half clothed and covered in blood, long hair moving of it's own will and blending into the shadows.]

...ravenous

I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a-

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Your petty secrets taste delicious. Especially the painful ones.

Some of you are very, very naughty and twisted.

Before you left and came back, Angel, we were married. It was a curse, of course, but we weren't ashamed of our relationship enough to deny it after.

[ooc: Dirty Little Secret curse :O ]

So many of my friends have left.

What remains, well, you should start endearing yourselves.

My patience wanes.

I am in need of wire cutters.

And something to stuff in a cake for a surprise party. Mm~ ideas.

A naughty, flaming skeleton.

That does sound like a challenge. Things have been so ... stagnant.

Olly-olly-oxen-free!

Monsters don't cry.