MOTHERFUCKER! Who ever is responsible for the fire alarm going off at 6:30 am & again right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO it's snowing!!!!!! I hate life!!!!!

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Perfect.

Thanksgiving was most excellent this year. It was just me, my little brother, and my parents- completely drama free! And as per holiday tradition, we went to the movies after stuffing ourselves. We saw the latest Bridget Jones movie, which I, of course, loved ( Read more... )

Last night was really fun (I even ate at Shari's and the wait wasn't 2 hours long!), but like a complete idiot I fell face first by Mem (sorry Sam). So now I'm sporting a Chinatown style cut down my nose, I'm skinned all over, and my lips taste like burning. Thank god for Mary's Amaretto cream, though I should probably look into getting some band- ( Read more... )

I'm really sorry I threw salt in your eyes Sam.

I guess perhaps I am fiesty.

w00t! I got a postcard from Jordan today. To be fair, it's really a Jordanian postcard purchased in Nevada and sent from Oklahoma City, and it is basically just a meta commentary on what a shitty postcard it is. But the drawing of an angry cat taking a crap (which I assume is a reference to stink-pinch, despite the cat being drawn with a tail) is ( Read more... )

OMG purse never leave me again!!! I am nothing without you. PS who ever is in charge of unlocking lyman in the morning, way to fall asleep at the switch bitches!

One of the many 'perks' of living in a dorm is the butcher paper people write on in the bathroom. Today I noticed a new addition that says "Blow jobs received here - 1" This of course brought to mind the two things I always think of when I feel bad about myself - 1. at least I'm not doing a line of coke off of a urinal in Mexico. And 2. at least I' ( Read more... )

I think I must be regressing. Last night, spin the bottle & truth or dare. This afternoon I helped paper mache an Optimus Prime head... maybe I'll play some boohbah and then take a nap to really complete the cycle.