My new mailbox number is 1337. h4h4h4h4h4.

I have arrived...

Tomorrow is my last day at work, so today my boss took me out to lunch at McMenamin's on the waterfront with my co-workers. It was doubly awesome b/c they gave me this gift bag of stuff, including Scooby fruit snacks, a Clark County Animal Protection & Control patch, and a calendar of wannabe pug dogs (aka boston terrier's ( Read more... )

Work has been decidedly uneventful of late, since I'm basically just doing data entry (though I did get to see my first Caracal ). So today while processing the license payments I notice someone has returned the bottom half of the renewal form where Mary puts in little informational notices. The person has highlighted a typo, "thier" instead of " ( Read more... )

So I'm such a lame ass that I'm actually spending time listening to ring tones, which are hilariously over synthesized. Currently I'm torn between getting Copacabana by Barry Manilow or Tipsy by J-Kwon. Oh shit, never mind I just found the Days of Our Lives theme song. Priceless ( Read more... )

So today when waiting for lunch outside in downtown Portland I saw two pug dogs humping...

The Yakima adventure was awesome. With all the derisive things people say about it, I was very pleasantly surprised. Hell even though the weather was in the triple digit range and Christian's house is sans air conditioning it still wasn't too rough (except when driving back and I had to roll up the windows in the truck, that was fucking ungodly). ( Read more... )

My younger brother is so pusillanimous it's ridiculous. I'm upstairs talking to Eric my mechanic about the transmission for the Cressida when he comes knocking on my door. Apparently when he was about to eat some breakfast (at 3 pm) he discovered a dead mouse on the floor by the fridge. So it falls upon me to deal with it, since he refuses to even ( Read more... )

Sweet jesus I had such a great time at Austin's cabin this weekend I didn't even get the shakes from being deprived of the internet and my cell phone (although it was a little touch and go when I received two messages and had no way of knowing who they were from ( Read more... )

Today was a kind of fucked up day at work. On our way to the first call of the day we notice an upset woman sitting on a corner clutching a dog in her lap (in the super sketchy part of my neighborhood). We decide to investigate and see if we can help her. She's obviously been sobbing for quite some time. She starts trying to tell us about how her ( Read more... )