J: If we get a kitty will it have it's own cushion already?
K: You generally just get the cat, honey.
J: But then how will it know if it gets done for tax coming through duty free?
K: A cushion would help that?
J: It would if it had sums on it.

( I had an Adventure! )

Time Travel from the comfort of your own womb

Q - When did you concieve if baby was due on september 21 2006?
A - Around January 14 of 2007.

Finally got my DS and the Brain Training thing.

First attempt - 46 *cries*
3 days hard drinking
Second attempt - 38

I rest my case (and mine's a pint).

Yes, I think I have now finally seen every possible arrangement, substitution and misepelling of words.

Men, you may now stop worrying about the size of your winkiee.

"So yoghurts will know where the boss is, that's where they put the little ones"

Plus some rambling about chocolate that I didn't quite catch, heee!

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It's not cannibalism when they're your friend

What do you do with your photographs?
I horde them until they are worth money, either to the media or as blackmail. Yiz has been warned, also, for my burfday I would like a camera tabyekkthxwotroffle

Why for are I so drunkeded, I did not drinkeded so much?