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it's been *counts fingers* a month and a half since i have been intimate with someone.
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Remember "The Nanny"? That's where my jewish grandmother accent comes from.
Anyways.
This is what it's called in Germany:
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Is there anything more beautiful than a rainy, overcast winter's day in Perth? -
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This is the name of a case I'm studying right now for International Trade Law: Motis Exports v Dampskibsselskabet
Dampskibsselskabet... how much is THAT a made up word?
Ugh, foreigners...
I can so see what happened in court:
The judge: "And in the case of Motis Exports and Dampslks... Dampsks.. Dumplstilskin... Dampbshs, oh dude, you SO lose! -
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Dear Normann and Barbara ( Read more... ) -
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*sneaks in*
*whispers*
i'm in the library. i can't study anymore. i just can't. my eyes hurt. my brain hurts. i hate corporations law. and after it's done, i have international trade law to look forward to, which i hate also.
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so now you know!
(googling "define: Milos")
Definitions of Milos on the Web:
Milos (formerly Melos, and before the Athenian genocide Malos) is a volcanic island in the Aegean Sea. -
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Why did it take me this long to discover Arrested Development??? -
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Brooke Shields turns 41 today.