i forgot about this until now. i used to be funnier than i remember.

the other night there was so much electricity going through my body it was scary! i think it was moody river that did it to me. i thought the couch i was sitting was going to burst into flames. life is crazy.

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i woke up early this morning after a lousy night of so called sleep. went out and got the times, a breakfast burrito and some tortillas. then i went home and started the crossword while watching religious television and eating breakfast for the first time in months. after that i went back to sleep for a bit. i really wish that i had the sci fi ( Read more... )

i'm not going to go to work tomorrow. i will sit at home all day and watch da ali g show and drink juice. it would be a better day if i wasn't sick.

i went to "asylum" last saturday :/

led zeppelin has never been cooler than they were last night at around 3 a.m. i thought i was dying. here's to feeling good all the time.

i almost forgot about this thing. i never have anything to write. i get lonely on the weekends and i still can't find a bathing suit that fits. i got obnoxious drunk last night and woke up with a really sore neck and maybe some broken toes. there was something else but i already forgot it.

i'm still full from all that heavy meat covered pizza. this morning i woke up and made my first pair of summer shorts. now i am going to buy a big water bottle and see if the raspado stand has opened back up.

Last night I was spacing out in bed, smoking a cigarette & watching the smoke do this thing that it does. I was staring at the light on my ceiling and the light bulb started to move. It looked like a fetus floating around in some of that amniotic fluid but not inside a womb, no it was inside a breast. A fetus in a breast. So I turned my head & ( Read more... )