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Tonight a woman came into my work wearing a shirt that said "I'D RATHER BE MASTURBATING". She pointed to her mouth & asked "Where are your labia studs?"

How does she masturbate when she doesn't even know where her vagina is?

Comments

[apartmentseven]

i think her dad taught her how to masturbate him with her mouth. i think that might be where she got it from.

in any case, i'm getting some big prints done of you. is it okay if they go on display in my house?? or is that creepy?

[slurring]

hshahahshsahjahsahdjhahhah

oh boy.

[titles]

SERIOUSLY

[sjaxso]

Stumbled by your LJ, and I like, I like. Some nice design, some interestin' words. Good work there.

[anonymous]

I'm assuming she meant piercings, in the mouth, which pleasure the labia. Hence, Labia studs.

[titles]

I'm assuming she was just a total retard.