hey hollywood, never looked this good.

[tlautishot]

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning!

Comments

[clinleypongs]

I found a fanfiction where Miley was pregnant, Raviv was in love with her and he was trying to kill me. Creepy ass shit.

[tlautishot]

...that's just really creepy and disgusting.

[ravivallman]

Fucking hell.

[demlovato]

lmao I was reading a celebrity gossip site the other day and I saw they had a countdown until they can legally fuck you. I was like ...who says he wants to fuck all of you? wth

Thank God I've never seen anything like that for me. The worst I think I've seen is those weird fan fiction things where they like make up different scenarios. I don't even know. Weird.

[tlautishot]

a countdown until they can legally fuck me? honestly i don't blame them, but what the fuck.

if you youtube search yourself, you'll see a lot. i swear.

[missbrendabaybe]

I read a fanfic once where I* like had a threesome with cole and dylan. it was sick. and not in the good way.

BTW how are you bb?

[tlautishot]

that gives me very pedo-ish thoughts. i don't appreciate you in my head, brenda.

i'm bored. i need to be on set but i'm not so i have nothing to do right now.

[missbrendabaybe]

:'( I'm sorry.

Go shopping.

[tlautishot]

...go shopping? ...why?

[dtsprizzle]

why the eff would you read fanfics about yourself, sharkboy

that's just ASKING for trouble

[tlautishot]

because they looked interesting, zach? zack? however they spelt it?

maybe i LIKE to ask for trouble.

[dtsprizzle]

wait until you accidentally stumble upon the ones of you and pattinson and every other dude involved in twilight while the chicks all have died mysteriously

just wait for it

[tlautishot]

i'll do the smart thing and click that big red x on my browser.

[bbvisarousing]

Way to be a total loser. Anonymous posting is beast. Except not really.

And what the heck, why would you read fanfictions about yourself + me? I hate you. Go work out or something, god. But I tend to stay far away from any communities that involve any use of the imagination including myself. Because that's just creepy.

[tlautishot]

if people have a problem with me, they can say it to my face. it's not that hard, really.

...because, it was there? it was calling me? it was semi-interesting? and it was sort of hot. i didn't finish it though. oh right you hate me. right. you probably have a lot of communities. not that i would know.

[bbvisarousing]

Not all anonymous comments are bad! There can be good ones. And anyway, you're big enough to crush anyone. What if people were scared to legit tell you how they feel, and was looking forward to it anonymously, and then you killed their hopes and dreams? That's horrible.

I'm not surprised that you would get off reading fanfiction about yourself.

[tlautishot]

then they can say that good thing to my face too? uh, sure. right. well then. they can... i don't know. wait for next time, maybe. i'm not horrible!

i don't get off reading fanfiction about myself. what.