If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when  'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as
they are now.  Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: ( Read more... )

Erin(4:04:47 PM): did you hear?

Erin(4:04:49 PM): im deadly

Me(4:04:56 PM): deadly?

Me(4:04:57 PM): why?

Erin(4:05:04 PM): tropical storm erin killed at least one person

Me(4:05:16 PM): grr brb

Me(4:13:42 PM): ok why is tropical storm erin causing casualties today? and was it an innocent casualty, like someone walked up to the storm and said hi at the ( Read more... )

Greg: All work and no play make Greg a dull boy.
Grissom: All play and no work make Greg an unemployed boy.

Stolen from Meredith's away message:
Prof. Bayers: You all remember Curious George, right? Who remembers what happened in the first book?
Me: He meets The Man with the Yellow Hat?
Kelly: Doesn't he save him from the jungle?
Prof Bayers: ( Read more... )

Okay, everyone who knows me knows that Janet Evanovich is my FAVORITE author and her books are to be worshipped and NOT burned at the corners! On her website (evanovich.com) she put a page of Lula's words o' wisdom. They are all Lula's quotes and out of context, to someone who has never read the books...well they might be a little strange. But to ( Read more... )

Okay its not much but soon I'll be starting my Stephanie Plum Saga of Hilarity in honor of Twelve Sharp coming out one JUne 12th and giving me the opportunity to gamble at Foxwoods!

Mom: I'm trying to have a serious conversation here.
Me: I'm sorry but you're doing it while I'm peeling potatoes. And you know that peeling potatoes brings out the ( Read more... )

OMG Someone wrote a song all about me!!! Thanks Joe Nichols (even though you're country)!

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE ( Read more... )

Erin: who's your favorite lesbian!?
Me: ellen degeneris
Erin: fucking a
Erin: why does everyone say that

Erin: i wanna be someones favorite lesbian
Erin: im an awesome fucking lesbian
Erin: i should be someones favorite

Erin: : im a tad bit ridiculous rn
Erin: so feel free to virtual bitch slap me
Erin: just be like *bitchslap*
Erin: and ill be ( Read more... )

Shelby: oh my golly gee

Me: ooh he thinks I'm smart...lovely, I love when people think that
Shelby: haha wow your a LOOOOSER

Shelby: A COLD HARD KILLER HIT ON ME TODAY!
Me: ...did you take your medication shelby?
Shelby: I almost tinkled in my pants

Me: so then it will be two of us and i won't be alone with 4 incredibly hot guys and my loose ( Read more... )

...One Showering Victom After Another ( Read more... )

Jaime: wow... that's such an incredible thought, to have someone 'fascinated with my words'...
i guess imagining that my journal could someday be a buried treasure is just one of those romantic thoughts that no one ever REALLY thinks will happen, but they really WANT it to happen.
i want to make a difference, just not a huge one.
i like the idea of ( Read more... )