This posting is written in dedication to Kerrie and the loving memories from history class ( Read more... )

Me: I just got into a fight with a roll of toilet paper ( Read more... )

Me: how bad is that, I'm 19 years old and I still can't wear light clothes ( Read more... )

Word of the day (because I'm random): bevy: an alcohol drink, mainly beer ---> To use it in a sentence: Monday night I had too many bevies and drunk called Meredith (and I think Meghan, too)

Meredith: I take offense to that message
Auto response from Dancingdolzz: All people EXCEPT for Jaime, fucking suck
Meredith: I merely blow tasha

Me: tell me ( Read more... )

Jaime: have u lost ur flower?
Jaime: ARE U NO LONGER A VIRGIN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Me: lmao...OMG that's great...um, I lost my flower a long time ago

Jaime: have u never heard of the phrase kiss and tell
Jaime: well, it applies to sex too

Jaime: we're too 'catholic' for you
Me: yeah you are
Me: and I;m too uncatholic to ever be one of you again!

Jaime: ( Read more... )

Jen:  get out of my head tammy
Mom:  i dont wanna!
Jen:  wow, it's creepy in there though
Mom:  lol i know thats why i like it
Jen:  freak

Cooper: hahahahah ur anti-drug is workin real well huh

Meghan: omg i got this pamphlet about france and its so scary!
Meghan: they are like beware of terrorists who do the patented BUMP AND SNATCH! where they ram ( Read more... )

Here is the story behind 'Piglet of Boston ( Read more... )

Jaime: SHOOT ME NOW
Me: No, I would never do that
Jaime: What if I BEGGED you to? Cuz I just might.
Me: Nope. Never.
Jaime: Well then I thank you.

Tom: God I wish I had a chick flick at my house...that would be awesome.

Tom: I've turned into a lightweight again. It only takes me seven beers to get drunk.
Me: Well after you drink five, I'll start ( Read more... )

Meghan: ur like god- always watching ( Read more... )

Funny moments of recent times:

Me: I believe those were my exact words: freaking awesome
Meghan: i agree i am repeating them but wthout the g i said freakin u said freaking
Meghan: see the difference?
Me: uh huh
Me: freak
Me: without the i-n-g
Meghan: omg ur mean-just mean with all its letters

Jen: and to see him {Dane Cook} your first time!!!!!! wow ( Read more... )