Why is it that whenever someone steals a friend's phone and sends a "I think you're so hot, I want you right now" type message, they invariably choose to send it to me? i've just received my third or fourth one in about a month and its really starting to piss me off.

well tonight i got bored
then i got drunk
then i did a small surface piercing on my left upper arm using a safety pin
gonna treat it with tcp, try not to lie on it and see how long it lasts for

:D

happy birthtday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday Periodic Table
happy birthday to you!

Is anyone doing anything tonight which doesnt involve the cart? I was planning on going to the cinema but the people I was going with have had to cancel.

please get in touch asap either on here, by phone/txt, telegram or carrier pidgeon :)

The sin of pride:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331393,00.html

can anyone find any more?

The Cat from Red Dwarf has been nicked for pulling a knife on a bin man!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7248281.stm

Camden market's burning down ( Read more... )

Does anyone own, or know where I can find, the film "Nightbreed" by Clive Barker? His novella "Cabal" will equally suffice!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327886,00.html

why was i not informed about this???????

I have just been into town and bought two packs of black hair dye. I'm now staring at them wondering whether I should actually go through with dying it. So far I've got one person for, two people pretty much for and one against. I'm kind of in a mood to do something weird and extreme, especially in an appearance way, but i also know that a lot of ( Read more... )