hey. brooke is cool and she has a hot ass. we're gonna slaughter memphis tomorrow. go to hell LSU. hotty toddy. that is all.
i love brooke. a lot. ok, now that is all.

My head hurts really bad.

i forgot that chrisstopher was there 2, sorrry chris ai live you

i'm kinda sdrunk right now, even thoughb ai thought i was n't while i was at the downtowne grilele . me and nick and brandee and keelie were all there w/ this cool ato , but i don't rememmeber his name oopa nad joe pickeded ups us and hel;s awesime wooooooooooooooooooo

I need help guys, girls, people....what is a "poke" on facebook, cuz I got poked by some chick and it's like "do you want to poke back, or hide poke" but I don't know what poking is, so I don't want to do the wrong thing....thoughts, comments, explanations, thankyou

Well, it's finals week, and I've been sitting here playing on the computer. Not just playing on the computer, but playing on thefacebook.com. I can't believe I've become addicted to this. It's ridiculous, however, I guess since the entire civilized world is now addicted I don't feel too bad ( Read more... )

I feel like I just got kicked in the balls a hundred times over, and then stuck a nail in between my toe nail and kicked a wall as hard as I could.

So now I've been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of something to post since I haven't posted in a while, but I can't think of anything, so I'm just going to say what I just said. Oh and by the way, Matt Mauck is a faggot, so is Nick Saban, and LSU. Unfortunately for us they happen to be blessed with football talent while we're just ( Read more... )

Go to fucking hell LSU...god damnit.

Okay, first off, Letterman, props to you for being in New York and bashing the shit out of the Yankees, and especially Derek Jeter. Secondly....that line..."the only thing getting swept around here lately is the Yankees." I love that ( Read more... )