"When I was your age, we had a game with a yellow circle. And it ate dots and fruit. And sometimes...it would be chased by ghosts ( Read more... )

We spent less than 24 hours on our trip, driving included. Here's what we managed to do:
( This is what I was worried about. )

From one of the girls I nannied this summer ( Read more... )

1. I'm moving tomorrow.
2. Please let me THROUGH.
3. Sex on the beaches, whiskey sours, appletinis, beers, whiskey soda, peppermint schnapps.
4. I'm so worried.
5. I'LL HAVE THE SAME!
6. Susie has a new really good friend.

This was the first holiday season that I didn't get any checks from distant family. It's kind of depressing how on my own I'm supposed to be.

That was so painful to watch. In a longing kind of way.

Don't Scrooge yourself.

( It's totally 6:30. And I totally haven't slept yet. )

Dear Canada,

You're crazy. I love you.

Call me Spilligan.