38 what do you want to be remembered by?: my stale odor?
hahaa i know i will always remember your foul odor stinking up my entire room after you laid a nasty ass fart.
45 could you be a vegetarian?: alas, i am. except on a select few occasions of severe intoxication :(
haha you had to say except for a few occasions while drunk or else i would throw it into your face! carnivore!
56 do you eat hot dogs?: do you eat my vomit between bread?
i take offense to this answer. i like hot dogs. i, however, do not enjoy your vomit between bread.
59 what's the craziest thing you've done?: hmm, i think it involved 4 vaginas, a lot of alcohol, and a late night on Bedford Ave. hahha. i've done some pretty crazy things in a drunken stupor though, i can't pinpoint anything else at the moment.
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38 what do you want to be remembered by?: my stale odor?
hahaa i know i will always remember your foul odor stinking up my entire room after you laid a nasty ass fart.
45 could you be a vegetarian?: alas, i am. except on a select few occasions of severe intoxication :(
haha you had to say except for a few occasions while drunk or else i would throw it into your face! carnivore!
56 do you eat hot dogs?: do you eat my vomit between bread?
i take offense to this answer. i like hot dogs. i, however, do not enjoy your vomit between bread.
59 what's the craziest thing you've done?: hmm, i think it involved 4 vaginas, a lot of alcohol, and a late night on Bedford Ave. hahha. i've done some pretty crazy things in a drunken stupor though, i can't pinpoint anything else at the moment.
haha was this the night we compared vaginas ?
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I know i'm a selective carnivore, meanie :( just call me Benedict Emmy. not to be confused with Eggs Benedict.
And I can actually vouch for the fact that my vomit between bread is a surprisingly tasty treat, skeptic.
p.s. i just farted.
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