I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE ( Read more... )

I request everybody take a few seconds to give a moment of silence in the memory of one of the best damned professional wrestlers in the world.

Thank you.

Okay, so me and one of my friends came up with a great idea:

International Fuck Day! 
"You're used to being screwed over, isn't it about time you got screwed?"

Now get out there and spread the word!  We need to set a day, and attempt to get it made a national holiday for everybody to get laid!

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Alright, I finally have a friends only icon that I like, so now for the fun process of setting it up that way. So, if I could please get those who would like to stay on my friends list to comment, that'd be wonderful, and any new people, comment and add me and I'll check out your page and we'll see from there...


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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
1967-2005
Died in his sleep this morning, they're still trying to find out why.

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Police warning for online: please read this then send it out to all the people you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually. If a person with a screen name of monkeyman935 contacts you, do not reply. do not talk to this person. do not answer his/her instant messages or emails. who ever this person is he/she is a suspect for murder ( Read more... )

Okay, I don't understand it, there I was, on my way through that cramped birthing canal, trying to be born, when I felt something pushing against the top of my head trying to push me back in. It made no sense. Everything about me knew that I was supposed to worm my way forward and get out of the birth canal, but something was stopping me, and ( Read more... )