( Well then, since you have so little breeding, and are so disobliging, I give for you a gift that at every word you speak there shall come out of your mouth a snake or a toad. )

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Saturday night. Beer. Porn. Pizza. Anyone?

Fuck weddings.

So I'm sitting at the bar, RIGHT, and it takes FOR-FUCKING-EVER to get served you think those people would know a FUCKING FITZPATRICK when they see one, do you know what I mean? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fuck, I'm WELL on my way to getting drunk and it's only six o'clock

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It looks like some of the ladies on our fucking esteemed network of journals don't agree with the things I say. You know what? I don't give a shit. Say whatever the fuck you want to about me; I couldn't care less ( Read more... )

Personally, I don't see why everyone's up in arms about a fucking cat. Are you shitting me? I accidentally ate my neighbor's five-month-old kid for breakfast and nobody shat themselves, so let's take a cue from Mr. and Mrs. Gomez and move the fuck on with our lives ( Read more... )