Mea culpa

[toastandt]

So one of my co-workers today was laughing at a website of artisan chocolate, with a special emphasis on their chocolate Buddhas. Another lady sprang up to look over her shoulder; she'd heard of handmade chocolate Buddhas and wanted to know whether these were the ones filled with--cinnamon or wasabi or something otherwise spicy. Then she laughed

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[crianca_aldain]

Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus:

Well, I don’t go to church on sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
But I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don’t want no Abba Zabba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
Or more suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it’s whiskey in the shade
It’s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that’s ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Well it’s got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

^_^

[toastandt]

Catholic inside joke? Not especially; I just feel mildly evil for thinking of sinking my teeth into a chocolate model of the thorn-crowned, glory-streaming Sacred Heart of Jesus and having it gush sweet, sticky, red raspberry jelly.

But it is a feeling perhaps somewhat enhanced by the weekly ritual of consuming the body and blood of Christ. ;)

HAHAHA

[thebreakofday]

Oh, did I cackle...did I cackle.... hehe. Thanks for the chuckackle!

Re: HAHAHA

[toastandt]

My pleasure; any time. ;)