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I need names, people!
"L'esprit de l'escalier" is a French term for when someone says something to you at a party or wherever, and you don't think of the perfect comeback until much later, when you've already left. It usually happens to me when I'm lying in bed trying to fall asleep, though the literal translation of the phrase is "the wit of the staircase," meaning it ( Read more... ) -
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Alright everyone. Silence for a while, I know. My life has been just a little on the shitty side these last few weeks. I've lost my job, my e-mail account, and am being setup by TBFH's daughter for somewhere around $30,000-40,000 of credit card charges to his account. Losing the job is a blessing and a curse. It really leaves me open to explore new ( Read more... ) -
Gobby, Gobby, Gobby. What were you thinking?
I know, I know. No posts in forever, and now suddenly two in less than an hour. Oh well, deal with it. This has irked me.
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Sorry guys
Hello my friends. I know things have been a little... shall we say different recently in regards to me, my social life, and my communication. I've been pretty depressed recently. I've also been having some fairly serious financial issues. As a result of this my phones and internet have been disconnected. For anybody who has tried to call me for ( Read more... ) -
Nepal? Really?
"Where are you from," asks the guy.
For Pete's sake, just lemme pay for the damned sammich and get out of here. I'm having a crappy day.
"A little town nobody's ever heard of called Gatesville," I tell the guy, impatiently. I know the sandwich is going to be $5.04, and I have exact change.
"No," says the guy, and I struggle not to roll my eyes.
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Beef? Spit? What the hell?
My boss's second daughter, The Other Daughter From Hell, is in the office again. It's bad enough that she's a 42 year old spoiled brat who never speaks to daddy except when she needs money, bad enough that she's dumbtarded and fouls up everything she touches, the worst part is that she likes to spend her time in my area of the office. Today she was ( Read more... )
