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[toastfur]

If there is one absolute in the Universe it is either Toast, or God. Unfortunately for either theists, or eaters of toast, it can only be one of these. Never can both exist as absolutes, thus neither more than one or less than one of these two shall be worshipped as the divine perfections that that they are at the same time

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[kalessen]

Toe man have you seriously looked at going to University in recent years? Though I hesitate to come between you and your beloved trolleys I can't help but think they don't, can't, appreciate the full scope of your abilities and talents.

Seriously, some of the things I'm doing in History & Philosophy strike me as the kind of meat you like to get your mind around. I actually think you'd find early Univerity level studies disappointingly easy at first, but it gets better in later years.

[toastfur]

Am considering it, actually... considering.

[toastfur]

Yeah, I thought about it... even my Mum suggested I do something like ethics or philosophy, but I don't know... it's not that I don't like school, and don't like learning things... but something about the idea of Uni bothers me... I don't know. Though I have been, and am moreso now (thanks to you), considering going to Uni... and this would definately be one of the most likely candidates for what I would do.

[emblazoned]

Yes, I respect anyone who can understand that two absolute beings cannot exist.

I reserve my salute for the person who can understand that one absolute being cannot fail to exist.

[toastfur]

That's okay, you don't get my salute either. :)

[emblazoned]

:P Cheeky customer! Get back in your box!

[toastfur]

*Hangs head in shame*