I started going to Disco's in grade 5, so I would have been ten, turning eleven, back then. My best friend at the time suggested I go with him. I don't know if he had been before, but he seemed positively enthused at the fun to be had there ( Read more... )

If there is one absolute in the Universe it is either Toast, or God. Unfortunately for either theists, or eaters of toast, it can only be one of these. Never can both exist as absolutes, thus neither more than one or less than one of these two shall be worshipped as the divine perfections that that they are at the same time ( Read more... )

( I have a close relationship with shopping trolleys. )