This article seems pretty typical...until the last paragraph:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6414003.stm

I have been so bored lately! It's painful ( Read more... )

From Akon's "Smack That"
I have put my favourite lines in bold.

[Eminem:]

Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat ( Read more... )

My crim. behaviour text on the topic of school shootings:

"For example, one perpetrator, who was taking a home economics class, baked a cake in the shape of a gun."

Oh, forensic psychology, today I will like you.

Dear SPSS ( Read more... )

So yesterday I did my own highlights ( Read more... )

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and street name ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yo' mama!

1. Yo' mama has three eyelids.
2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to yo' mama.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into yo' mama.
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of yo' mama is blue.
5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize ( Read more... )

Remember that philosophy essay I said I would fail? Well I past (edit: now i see why i am doomed...passed) with flying colours ( Read more... )

01. I am obsessed with pentix and play it whenever I need to waste time and avoid essay-writing ( Read more... )