I have dreams about burning down an insurance company's building, just so that they'd have to file a claim.

anyone else prefer the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the remake?

or Captain Sam the Engorged or Musket Ball Dick

Get yours at http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

Apparantly My pirate name is either "Smugglin Maurice Teach" or "Not-So-Keen-on-the-womenfolk Hidalgo"

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man ( Read more... )

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Arrg. I was out of my house for 9 hours working today. I had to deal with a snot nosed kid (whom I's introduced to Counter-Strike to get him to agree to being tutored), then off to deal with insanely stupid people seating them at the restauraunt, where I was on my feet for 8 hours. (I also have to do it again tomorrow, from 12 to eight. aaand I had ( Read more... )

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