Bright Lights, Sin City

[toehold]

I spent a little time in Las Vegas. Saw Cher... she has a penis now. I never did run into Elvis though, which really kind of sucked considering that you can usually see at least one on every block in that town. He was probably too busy overseeing another Britney Spears wedding, this time to the guy who squigees her windshield outside of the In And

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[capitu]

Well, well, well, would you look at you and your lazy ass.

It's been too long, my friend. I'm too sober. Lucky for me, that can be fixed.

Las Vegas. I loved Las Vegas. I didn't see Elvis but I saw the Caesar's. and andy garcia, too.

are you staying around or just came for a quickie?

[toehold]

All this disappearing has taken alot out of me. I think I just might try getting comfortable again.

[southernoracle]

Welcome back! This place has been sorely lacking in cynicism and debauchery since you've been gone. I hope you brought enough to share.

[nemebabe]

Welcome back pecker head.

We wondered where you were.

:)

[darlinnikyie]

It's about time! There's so much crazy going on in the world and you weren't here to give us your slice of sarcasm.

You've been missed

[pizzalisa]

I missed you!!