Dayum... tis been a long time since my last update. *must think of an excuse to calm all my loving "fans".....uh......... I was rolled up into the katamari and was sent to the moon..... yes........ exactly..... WELL what the fuck have I been up to? Have'nt seen the Laura in two weeks, it really sucks.... I really miss her. I haven't hung out with ( Read more... )

HOLY MOTHER OF A SWEET JIBBERING FROZEN JESUS! Last weekend kicked ass. Canadia was awesome, and I shared it with possibly the most awesome person ever...................LAURA! She is now officially a yuppie because we had a 40 dollar high noon tea at the Empress. There was some awesome occurances that were sweet too. hehe. WE HAD CHAMPAGNE IN THE ( Read more... )

Dillon is looking at new sex positions in cosmoplitan magizine..... um...... what the hell is the sleeping dog??? uh.........................*awkward silence, followed by loud fapping noise* POPE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!...... wow I am in a weird mood. We are looking at funny videos from ebaumsworld right now. OH SHIT! Death by Stereo was last night ( Read more... )

Sweet tapdancin Jeezus, I am really bored. Im in photography with the KOdama and I have nothing to do. Well thats a lie. I have stuff to do, just not stuff I WANT to do. hmm... Last night was pretty sweet, I got home, did my bio homework, then played 6 hours of World of Warcraft. Dizzam it was cool. Hopefully today will go by fast, cause I'm seeing ( Read more... )

Sweet mother of cornbread, I am on the phone with my girlfreind (and yes Riley, just so you dont even comment on it, her penis IS monstrous). Well my folks get back today, and I'm super happy cause I get Resident Evil 4. Well, they think I get it now. Long story. Damn I feel fat, I need to lose some weight. I need some damn cheese its. FUCK those ( Read more... )

Today was pretty damn cool. I kicked fuckin ass on my math quiz last week. I owned even the smart kids! HOLY FUCK am I proud. We are watching this kickass movie in English. Its called "Swing Kids". I was dissapointed when it had nothing to do with kids that swing both ways. But wait! Even better! It is about swing dancing against nazis! AND ITS A ( Read more... )

Holy shit, I am at the Dillons. Drzzillon, P-zillon, Drizzt, the Vigga, my bf, bff, fbb, fbf, bfb.... so on and so forth. We have been playing video games all day. And we had a tickle fight. Then naked snow angels. Cept there wasn't snow

OH SNAP. It might snow tonight. Sweetness, because I got 3 tests tomarrow that I am FUCKED on. Great thing my girlfriend thinks I'm a lier. Well this is to prove her wrong ( Read more... )

Well today was swell. I woke up and I felt like total shit. Plus I puked last night. Oh yeah, that sounds attractive doesn't it? I haven't really done anything today. Usually when I am home sick I play a lot of video games, but today I didnt even do that. I felt too bad. Well on the bright side, my folks got back today and I asked if Laura could ( Read more... )

Well. The subject says it all. Laura informs me that I don't update this thing nearly as much as I should, so here I am. I must update this bizzatch!....... Well.... thats aboot.........it.... damn......