Stop missing class due to staying up too late the night before ( Read more... )

... should know better.  But it's happening again, and I'm just going to let it happen.  I'm already at the point where I'm too torn up to masturbate.  Good job, idiot ( Read more... )

So, I think I just figured out the lesson I'm supposed to learn in life.  And I'm gonna be honest, it's a tough one.  But that's sort of how I know it's the right thing ( Read more... )

It happens to the best of us, to all of us at least once, that some idea gets into our head, or some person comes into our life, that everyone who cares about us tells us is a mistake.  This mistake will isolate us from our loved ones, destroy everything we hold dear, crush our carefully laid empires into rubble.  Our defenses are gone, our values ( Read more... )

I find it very odd how insistent we, as human beings, are about sabotaging our own happiness.  There's such an emphasis in life on being "successful," but how often does that notion include the things which actually make us happy?

We bust our asses our entire lives to stack ourselves up with bullshit.  Titles, possessions, status.  We gain respect ( Read more... )

So I've been catching up on the old Star Trek movies lately.  Finally watched all of them, both of the original series and The Next Generation.  By chance, I watched Nemesis and Wrath of Khan in the same evening.  The reason this is interesting is that these are the films in which Spock and Data die.  Certainly not an uncommon thing for major ( Read more... )

The Josh's princess is in another castle.  Which begs the question, how many fucking castles do I have to try before somebody puts out?  Those Bowsers don't throw THEMSELVES into motes of lava, you know.  I should be getting paid for this.

I'm playing with my balls.  Right now.

Also, this weekend I'm getting my clarinet fixed.  I am going to look into taking lessons.

Things I'm going to do in 2009:

Eat more vegetables and less fast food.
Get to work an hour early every day to take advantage of the online learning resources, specifically programming languages.
Play DDR Universe 3 every day.
Go to the gym after work three nights a week.
Continue being awesome.

Fuck you, 2008.  Welcome, 2009.

It's gonna be a good year.