> On my 60th birthday I got a gift certificate from my wife.
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> The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation
> who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
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> After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the
> shaman and wondered what I was in for.
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> The old ( Read more... )

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood and at ease as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so ( Read more... )

This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry   member of the public

True email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written.....

Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service,

Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon ( Read more... )

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*come out to play on saturday*

2pm onwards rock afternoon in Dram and birthdayness too.

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER FOR MY EDUCATION

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going ( Read more... )

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY

Charlotte , North Carolina A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the ( Read more... )

Well a few words of niceness before the giggles behind cut (watch everyone skip to cut)
Hope you're all well and happy and stuff, I know I am, yayness.

School 1977 vs. School 2007?

Many a true word is spoken in jest but…….

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end ( Read more... )