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Question of the day
Does it say something about you when you find an Ann Summers party tame? -
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Happy birthday mr Brian...
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Writer's Block: Your Favorite Series: One Last Go Round
Firefly - you know there was something about that shepherd. -
Writer's Block: Running Things
Legalise Prostitution and drugs in 'zones' away from residential areas.
Stop the overly large pay of some fat cat's, city peeps and sports people to redistribute it a bit more fairly.
Take money out of the military and war zones to use it to fund education, health and help to improve the environment, both rural and urban, by trying to encourage ( Read more... ) -
female and male geography
FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of ( Read more... ) -
Tech support
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't ( Read more... ) -
so more random jokes
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your ( Read more... )
