I'm very upset that Mitch Hedberg died.
He was the funniest man to ever live.
I hope he's happy in the great quadruple tree in the sky.

I cut the skin off of the front of my left index finger all the way down to the bone. It's pretty ga-narly but eh.
It's hard to type patrons.
I'm going downtown to show off my newly acquired malady.
Latas.

I still love you.

-<3tyler

If you can hear me are you listening?

Live Journal Liberals,

Bush has won and now it's time for you to do your part: leave America like you said you would.

I'm personally euphoric about our countries obsession with blowing places/people up so amen to four more years of tyranny and imperialism!

<3,
Tyler, the Live Journal Republican

My internet is finally back up.
I'll make a longer post later.
Hopefully it stays up so I can fill ya'll's in.

Fag.

Scream at me and tell me why you hate me NOW!

I'm going to throw a party at someones house...
...so if anyone has a house they want to donate to the Tyler Is Throwing A Radtacular Party Organization, go for it.
It will be fabstic.
I swear.

So this is my new journal.
Add it and i'll give you hot sex.