Dear friends,

Come April when i say i have to go home, it will not be such a burden as Kate, Mel and I will be moving into a lovely home on 3rd Avenue in Mount Lawley.
So excited am I that i have already begun taking down and rolling up all my posters and everything i own in a box on the left!

I'm a Big Kid Now.
No really this time!

"Atleast bright eyes was attractive" - mel (note: bright eyes sucks balls ( Read more... )

Boy George acknowledged my baps they are now a part of pop culture ( Read more... )

So what have been upto ( Read more... )

I have said it before and i'll say it again my life is a cole porter song. Really have to stop having close relationships with gay men or men in general because that combined with drugs makes the following song an explanation of my week ( Read more... )

spoke to three naked people on thursday night at work shortly after wearing a playboy bunny suit ( Read more... )

FEEL BETTER


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What's better than BK being in sydney when i am?
Seeing WILCO in the same week!!
so much Y'ALL

mel fell in a urinal, she was not pushed!

why did i waste it?
why didn't i taste it?

I'm going to choke on a chicken bone tonight.

I'm flying to sydney on april 12th to see Ben Kweller.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who knows we may elope and I may never return!