It's official I'm A Lady ( Read more... )

its my birthday on New Years Day. buy me a drink.

coogee is bullshit, i want out even if it means kissing sydney bye bye.
can't fucking taking this senile bullshit any longer.
bullshit!

After time soldier on saturday night i was asked by an old man "are you working?".
I know i get called whore and hooch alot by my loved ones but do i seriously border or as i fear after this encounter crossed over to hookerville?
honestly.

I spent my entire paycheck in under 24hrs to get my family presents everyone got 2 presents each except for me i got nothing. not even a donut. I THOUGHT I WAS A CHOSEN PERSON!
pissed off
also my t.v doesn't make sound.

all i have is kylie and time soldier to make me happy.

WORST.

TIME SOLDIER RETURN FOR ONE FINAL MISSION
SATURDAY THE 16TH OF DECEMBER
THE HYDE PARK HOTEL
8 PM
COST: THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!

diabex/metformin makes you funny in your tummy ( Read more... )

CANT I CREAM MY JEANS OVER BK WITHOUT BEING SURROUNDED BY WANKERS WHO LIKE MISSY HIGGINS AND JOHN MAYER!
I HOPE BK ISNT TO NEXT YEARS BLUES N ROOTS FESTIVAL WHAT P.E WAS TO THIS YEARS.
BLUES N ROOTS FESTIVAL THIS YEAR WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Wikidpartia was awesome until the world started spinning. How many name changes does one wine need, first it was Houghton White Burgundy, then it was Houghton White Classic and now as you can see below I am the new face behind HOUGHTON WHITE TRASH!

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So i have lived in australia for 13 years exactly today ( Read more... )