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tokenrocker

ATTENTION BEVERAGE CONSUMERS

Feb 10, 2006 17:47

Do not be alarmed.

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tokenrocker February 10 2006, 22:56:33 UTC

creativeljsn February 10 2006, 23:01:07 UTC

Sparks Plus also tastes even better than Sparks! At least that's what Greg and I think.

fodgycakes February 11 2006, 00:40:33 UTC

You've come a long way, baby!

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c00kie666 February 10 2006, 23:52:37 UTC

oh jeeze

jesusonthecross February 11 2006, 00:39:51 UTC

i knew about sparks light, but i didnt want to say anything because you guys would shut me down

creativeljsn February 11 2006, 00:42:01 UTC

Is that why you look so svelte lately? Or have you been shotgunning slim-fasts again?

tokenrocker February 11 2006, 00:42:47 UTC

hahahahahahaha

tokenrocker February 11 2006, 00:42:59 UTC

hahahahaha

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00101010 February 11 2006, 02:33:51 UTC

When I saw this I got REALLY excited and ran to the store to find Sparks++. But alas, it is not yet available at my local grocer.

creativeljsn February 11 2006, 03:08:21 UTC

Seriously, it is fucking delicious. Make them order it. It's got more alcohol in it, so that's always a plus. But it doesn't have the "holy shit this is so sweet and acidic that I think I'm going to die" taste to it. It's a little heavier and less sweet, and therefore way more drinkable. It also apparently has a ramped up amount of caffene.

tag_youreafag February 11 2006, 13:26:04 UTC

How does Plus stack up to Tilt, that other energy alcoholic beverage? I think Tilt tastes like rhinoceros testes.

c00kie666 February 11 2006, 16:20:35 UTC

mmmm rhinoceros testes

creativeljsn February 11 2006, 16:43:31 UTC

Allow me to diagram the taste hierarchy:

Sparks Plus > Regular Sparks > Diet Sparks/Tilt/Who cares what Tilt tastes like?

I've only had Tilt once, because of brand loyalty to sparks. But Tilt never could hold a candle up to Sparks, and as I've said, Sparks Plus is even better tasting than regular Sparks.

Important note: Sparks Plus still gives you that Sparks headache/stomachache. It may taste better than Sparks, but it's also got more of the stuff that makes it Sparks in it too.