Genocide is so misunderstood

[tom__cruise]

Sometimes I think that there are too many people in New York. I actually think there are too many people in general. There is no use for ugly people. Or for old people. Clooney, your time is running out. Shame, I know.

I take that all back. There is use for ugly people, namely for the movie I'm going to produce after I'm done with War of the

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[britney_spears]

I am always available for things that include you and Brad Pitt.

[tom__cruise]

I appreciate the support. We need some type of intimidating uniform.

[britney_spears]

Haha, but there isn't anything intimidating about me. I am really friendly and easy to talk to.

[tom__cruise]

And you could even switch friendly and easy in that sentence, couldn't you? You don't have to be mean- I've got all the slack in that area.

[lane_carlson]

[tom__cruise]

Tell me who that is and I'll get you a substantial finder's fee.

Assume what position? Usually the people around me are the ones getting into positions.

[lane_carlson]

Something in that wretched welcome wagon place with sassy in its username. It skates. For once I'll be collecting a finder's fee instead of giving up a cut of my profits. The tables really have turned.

Whichever you like the most. Or whichever's the most painful.

[tom__cruise]

You'd be surprised at how many painful things of which I am aware.

[cruz_p]

I haven't been around for ages and ages.

How have you been?

[tom__cruise]

I noticed and it wasn't such a bad thing. Surprisingly enough, not altogether unpleasant to see you.

The usual. And how have you been- other than miserable without me?

[cruz_p]

Is that so?

Salma drags me to parties every night. I can never get over hangovers. You know that. I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks.

[gclooney]

First you insult me and then you ask me to form a group with you. I don't know how to deal with you, Tom.

[tom__cruise]

Sure you do. I am not a complex person, Clooney.

[bek_hansen]

Hey, Tom. I've added you. I haven't heard much of you since the Vanilla Sky premiere. So I hope you don't mind me intruding.

[tom__cruise]

I don't mind- I would never discourage adoring fans.

[bek_hansen]

"Adoring fans"? Oh I love that description. Though I think of myself more as an acquaintance, though I won't argue that you're brilliant.