I am the x-Abercrombie model...i have a twin brother (kyle)...hes a bratt, im the hotter one. :D

Some stuff just mocks its fucking self. I'll be out of a job soon.

I think Brad Pitt died. I may or may not have killed him.

I'm having a New Year's orgy. Your parties suck in comparision, I know.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here

So the tsunami's killed 60,000 people or so, now? I have a lot of catching up to do. It's tough staying on top sometimes.

tune in to E! thursday at 8 eastern to see me host the nobel peace prize concert with oprah. ha ha ha.

I want to go scalp people with Salma Hayek.

Random sex with high end fashion models is one of the few things in life I don't hate. Unless they try to talk or something equally offensive. Luckily enough that particular hang up did not rear its ugly head.

I still need to fuck Brad. Just for Britney's sake of course.

Sometimes I think that there are too many people in New York. I actually think there are too many people in general. There is no use for ugly people. Or for old people. Clooney, your time is running out. Shame, I know.

I take that all back. There is use for ugly people, namely for the movie I'm going to produce after I'm done with War of the ( Read more... )

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aim: CruisingTomothy

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