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[tom__cruise]

I'm having a New Year's orgy. Your parties suck in comparision, I know.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here

Comments

[lucy__liu]

You've gone off the deep end, Tom. Everyone knows that my parties own everyone else's.

[tom__cruise]

asian orgies are pretty wild

[lucy__liu]

Of course they do. Get with the program already. We wrote the Kama Sutra, okay? We're obviously the experts. I'll see what favors I can call in to get you in the next round, alright? But only because you're Tom Cruise. I'm kinda snobby that way.

[tom__cruise]

snobby is relative.

[s_green]

Just because you have five fingers on one hand does not constitute an orgy. :-*

[tom__cruise]

Jealous!

[bek_hansen]

Have fun.

[garofalo_j]

where have you been hiding you pretentious piece of shit <3

[tom__cruise]

in your closet.

[hayeksalma]

How do you know if you've never been to mine?