i would usually be getting shitfaced, but the last time I got shitfaced was when we won the AL East. that is why i have been absent. i just started coming out of my alcohol haze during the top of the 9th of that Boston game we lost 10-1. crazy shit. anyway, i came back and held that shit down tonight. Sheff helped me out bigtime though. hopefully ( Read more... )

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Look out Boston, here I come.

i am convinced that Aaron Small is the voice of reason around here ( Read more... )

Tonight was fuckin' great. Chacon, Me, and Mo kicked ass. I was psyched. All them reporters thought I was kiddin when I said I was ready to kick ass again. Well guess what mother fuckers, I WASNT. FLASH IS IN EFFECT. Lets look at my ERA so I can express my free agent value2.50 ( Read more... )

do you guys think i gotta drinkin' problem? i woke up a few hours ago face down in the visitors dugout. apparently, i burst in there and called Ted Lilly a miserable piece of shit. everything else is a blur son.

SECOND SAVE. I AM GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT! WHOSE WITH ME?

we're unstoppable. yo, look at this picture i found of me and jorge after my first save.


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damn.......all i really remember about last night goes like this ( Read more... )

I'M GETNTG DRUKN WIHT BUBAB CORBSY!!!!!!!!!!

i got the save the other night..that was tight work. tonight....alan we couldnt keep it tight enough. goin' home to play the o's should be good. i hope we can string together another 6 in a row.