Damn son. It's an off day and Flash is BORED.

Our good friend Doug Minetkwicz managed to get 2 RBI's last game against the White Sox. It's too bad he went 0-4 and got them like a bitch with a sac fly and a fielders choice out.

Goddamnit. I had a rough first outing. My control was a little off so I'm hoping to improve that. Overall, I aint really that concerned. Everyone has rough days and last game was just one of mine.

Doug Mientkwicz scored one of Kansas City's two runs against the Tigers today in a 14-2 loss. Bravo Doug, Bravo.

We're playing St Louis today. Hopefully I can make an appearance, I'd like to get the season underway.

I see that punk bitch Scott Proctor is up to his old tricks again. Why are still on that team?!

I'm back motha fuckas.

Holy shit, I wish that I was back in New York Opening Day didn't go that way. My old friend John Lieber got his ass kicked today. Things coulda been worse though. J-Roll extended that hit streak of his. I caught the Yankee game later on in the night but went to sleep after Hideki hit that 3-Run homer. I figured it was done ( Read more... )

This is bitter sweet for me man. I have some great friends in NY, but I am sure I will make some good ones in Philly too. I just had to do what was right for Flash Gordon, you know what I'm sayin'? The Yanks didn't wanna give me 3, Philly did, so I went the route of getting outta the AL I won't have to face my real old team. It aint like I'm light ( Read more... )

Things are awfully quiet for me. I am pissed that they signed The Farns. This son of a bitch is stealing my job! And everyone is cool with it! What the fuck?!

The Phillies are still talkin' to me, but at least I got Mo on my side. If the Yanks don't resign Flash for 2006....SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS WILL BE FACED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

still thinkin about whether or not i want to stay in NY. i wanna close, but i like this team a lot and its gonna be hard. i will have to do whatever my wallet heart tells me to. i might pop up every now and then. but mostly i am gonna be chillin.

i am on my lap top right now. tanyon is asleep next to me, and i think that he is having a wet dream because he has a massive erection sleeping pretty good right now. i hope i can get in Game 5 and show people I aint a sucka when it comes to pitching in the postseason.

i guess in all my batting practice, i forgot that i was a pitcher. while i was crackin' homers over the right field fence today, the prospect of pitchin didn't enter my mind. i got rocked like a bitch. that sucks. hopefully i'll rebound good.

i figured that if we make the world series, the scenario of flash comin' to bat is a very likely one. so, i am bringin' in the secret weapon. no, not don mattingly. today i ordered a ticket to California for everyones favorite Oriole, MIGUEL TEJADA. He can party with me and Tanyon help me swing the bat better. Donny is workin' on my contact swing, ( Read more... )