The girl in the white dress

[tom_lane]

This weekend I saw the cutest rude girl I've ever laid eyes on. Even with a cigarette and a beer in her hand she was still physically attractive. I'm sure she's an ugly, hideous person on the inside, because that always ends up being the case with pretty girls. She was probably some snobby drunken slut that would never give me the time of day, but

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[oh_so_ely]

awe what did she look like

Re: beyond words

[oh_so_ely]

well, thats rad

beyond words

[tom_lane]

I can't describe her. Take my word, though, she was worth the $7 admission. I know that sounds sexist, but I can't help it. She was that cute!

[smileyoufucker]

I'm way cuter.

[tom_lane]

Not a chance. This girl was the end all. No one was cuter than her.