Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the self-proclaimed god of Peoria music, the musician who voted himself #1 musician in Peoria, the man with the ego the size of Peoria (and I'm talking Peoria county, not just the city limits)...tom_lane.

Someone tell me how Melvin got to be tom_lane and tom_lane got Rat Rademaker!!?? I don't play drums, am not married, definitely not in the Armed forces and definitely not going to start a family!!! Quizilla sucks!


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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'--.-%
None of your freaking business! 65.1%Shamelessness--.-%
None of your freaking business! 79.3% Sex Drive --.-%
None of your freaking business!77.7%Straightness--.-%
None of your freaking business! 45.1% Gayness --.-%
None of your freaking business! 83.2%
Fucking Sick--.-%
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While James Eric Williamson & I were listening to some Rastafarian roots reggae, I was explaining the Dread culture and the Rastafarian religion to him. I explained how the Rastamen believe Marcus Garvey's teachings that Ras Tafari, after being crowned Emperor Haile Selassie I of Etheopia, became Jesus incarnate and that we're going through the ( Read more... )

Pepe Taco has got to be the nastiest, grimiest place I've ever eaten at, yet I love it so much. After pulling my sleeve down over my hand to grasp the filth ridden door handle, I walk in and dodge some spider webs in the lobby and take in the overwhelming stench of dirt, grease & organic material that's been dried on the wall or in the corners ( Read more... )

Wesley Willis's funeral service will be held at 6:30pm, on Wednesday ( Read more... )

This weekend I saw the cutest rude girl I've ever laid eyes on. Even with a cigarette and a beer in her hand she was still physically attractive. I'm sure she's an ugly, hideous person on the inside, because that always ends up being the case with pretty girls. She was probably some snobby drunken slut that would never give me the time of day, but ( Read more... )

Lately I've been wanting me and suit to finish the dub reggae ideas I had back when we were in a very short lived Jamaican Rhythm band that me, Eric, Adam and M. Farmer had put together. Inspired by Eric's "Dub Force Rising," I got ideas for my own unique cover tunes-gone-dub: "Devo vs. The Dead Boys" & "Harry Callahan and his Big .44"Devo vs. the ( Read more... )

Everyone on my friends list please respond to this!

In your opinion, who fired the gun at the end of The French Connection? Was it Popeye Doyle or The Frog? Please, please, please respond!! I sincerely want to know your thoughts on this!

Maybe he'd go for my Mike Post Tribute Act band.

nah ... I don't want to do that. we might actually MAKE A LIVING doing that.

I'd rather stay at my crappy Affina job and continue to drive big trucks than do something fun that i could make a living at, like playing Mike Post television themes.