can i be sherri dupree yet

so today i trudged through 20 feet of imaginary snow in only my boxers to best buy to pick up the new senses fail cd that hasn't come out yet. after i'd purchased it i skipped to the crosswalk and anxiously awaited the change of the signals! adjusting myself before walking across i tossed the tiny bag over my shoulder since it had become that damn ( Read more... )

oh fuck you lj i had a whole entry typed out

( this is a totally heartfelt entry )

geoff why are you naked in all of your pictures http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=kim+basinger&sa=N&tab=wi

( hayy )

i guess i am a few days too late and a few dollars too short but that is life. after hiding under my bed for a few good days and crying over a plate of rice cakes and the ya-ya sisterhood i mean reading superman comic books and stuffing my face with crunchy cheetos i came to the conclusion that i am taking pat stump to curves with me. geoff you can ( Read more... )

i want to write emails to someone, insert wink come on you know you want a tom martin origional email i wish i had my own livejournal mail i am killing myself

ps someone make my journal look like this missbynes44

hey garrett can i rape you while jesse plays sic transit gloria, let's tape it ok big buddy ( Read more... )

my job in life is to interrupt everyone's comments and make will noon kill himself, i am having a total blast.